Students Flunking Even When They Set the Standards
A controversial experiment in three Idaho school districts has run into unexpected complications,
as students continue to fail in high school even when the only standards they need to meet are those
they impose themselves.
"I, like, totally can't believe these bums failed me," said a piqued Tiffany Smith, a senior at
the Taft High School in Lamont, Idaho. "I mean, my life skills are totally adequate as far as I
know."
The experiment is part of a broad range of pilot programs funded by the Department of Education
exploring alternative routes to improving student performance. Since the advent of the "No Child
Left Behind" act, states have been required to make sure students meet specific standards before
receiving a high school diploma. For many, the institution of standardized high school exit exams
has been a disaster.
"It's all well and good to say your students should be reasonably literate and possess basic math
skills in order to receive a high school diploma," said Marilyn Lenore Howard, Superintendent of
Public Instruction in Idaho. "However, once you set an inflexible standard, you invariably end up
with a group that fails to meet that standard. A large one, in this case." Indeed, nationwide
states have been finding that up to sixty or seventy percent of their high school seniors are
failing to meet the exit exam requirements. Faced with the embarrassment of lowering the passing
grade, some states have pursued quiet alternative programs that would allow them to pass more
students while remaining compliant with federal law.
In the Idaho program, the students were charged with judging each other's performance.
"Peer review is a respected process, employed by the scientific community worldwide," mumbled
Howard, refusing to look reporters in the eye. "It was felt that a peer review process could meet
federal standards while avoiding the exit exam quandary."
Students in the schools evaluated each other's performance on a special website. To everyone's
surprise, the comments received were astonishingly harsh, if somewhat ungrammatical.
"Tiffany knowz jack about history OMG u LOSER!!111!!!111" read one anonymous comment on
Tiffany's page.
"I totally studied that book and all," fumed Smith, "with the myths about Christopher Columbus
and the apple that fell from the tree on his head and all that. I am totally about 1492. I know
all about it. I even let Josh crib my notes by text message. What is his deal? I'm glad I flunked
him in English."
The students' self appraisal ranks their mathematical knowledge as "nonexistent", their English
as "utterly atrocious", and their social studies expertise as "severely lacking, yo".
It is not clear what the future of the program is, nor whether Idaho has any backup plans to
raise its students' performance to meet federal standards.
"At this point, I kind of think it would be easier just to institute a really big curve, and
start drinking heavily," said Howard. "I'll bring the bourbon."