Missile Defense Test a Rousing Near-Success, Says White House
The national missile defense system has taken significant steps towards its goal of keeping
America safe, according to White House officials.
"We are very pleased with the results of this test, and believe that we have demonstrated our
resolve to nations contemplating ballistic missile attacks on the United States," said Richard
Lehner, a spokesperson for the Missile Defense Agency at the Pentagon. "The interceptor made some
excellent progress towards launching, very nearly rising up into the air and striking the incoming
target from the sky."
The trials are part of an effort to install a scaled-down version of the "Star Wars" defense
system, proposed two decades ago by President Ronald Reagan to protect against missiles from the
Soviet Union. President Bush made deployment of the system a key issue in the 2000 presidential
campaign and has supported it vigorously ever since.
In an exclusive interview with Talon reporter Jeff Gannon, Lehner described the feelings of
"elation and patriotism" when 46 of the 53 systems necessary to launch the interceptor activated
"without a hitch."
"I'm telling you, we were this close," said a jubilant Lehner. "It is gratifying to see American
know-how and determination reach such a successful fruition. I predict that in our next test, we
will manage to get at least 50 of the 53 systems functioning. Some people think that's overly
optimistic, but I have faith in American engineering. Yes, I do."
Critics have pointed out that a missile interceptor system has a somewhat limited value if it
does not actually intercept missiles.
"It's certainly embarrassing at a time when the administration has basically decided that its
North Korea policy is missile defense," said John Pike, director of Globalsecurity.org, a nonprofit
defense analysis group. "You don't get second chances in nuclear combat."
Pentagon officials scoffed at these comments, however.
"I would suggest - to be perfectly frank - that the individuals making these totally unwarranted
statements need to look deep within themselves, and try to understand why it is that they hate
America so much," said a concerned looking Lehrer. "Honest, hard-worked American men and, yes, even
women, have made a great technical achievement this day. What right do these pundits have to cast
aspersions upon their victory? "
The White House is requesting $3.2 billion in 2006 for further testing and development of the
system, and Congress has indicated it is willing to support the measure.
"The test was so successful that we are even getting congratulatory messages from other
countries," said President Bush. "I got one right here from Pyongyang saying 'great work, keep it
up!' Now that's a sign that we're doing something right.
"Pyongyang's in Japan, right?"