Martha Stewart Canned Goods Selling Briskly
Awaiting sentencing on her conviction and with her show temporarily pulled off the air, Martha
Stewart is nonetheless continuing to expand the already considerable range of products bearing her
name. One recent foray into unfamiliar territory has met with a surprising degree of success.
"I am pleased to announce that the Martha Stewart designer serving cans are selling very well,"
she said at the annual shareholders meeting of Martha Stewart Living. Stewart addressed some 65
employees and investors at the meeting and provided details on the recent line of products.
"Now, even those without the time or resources to cook a five-course meal can enjoy a little
touch of class, which is, I think, a good thing," said Stewart.
The canned goods venture raised eyebrows when Stewart proposed it earlier this year.
Essentially, it is a quickly constructed alliance with Con Agra's Chef Boyardi brand in which labels
with attractive, tasteful designs in assorted pastel colors replace the typical garish images of the
pasta confections within. Product information is printed on the lids, so when consumers remove the
lids, the cans can function as "attractive" serving vessels.
"I'm not exactly classy, but my momma always told me putting an open can on the dinner table was
bad manners," said Rosie Foster, a New York consumer. "That was always an extra hassle to dump the
Spaghetti-O's into another dish. Now thanks to Martha, I can pop the top off, stick a spoon in the
can, and put it right on the table. Folks think I'm using the family china."
Industry observers admit the venture has offered remarkably strong return on investment for
Martha Stewart and Chef Boyardi alike.
"It costs practically nothing to change the label on a can, and the Martha Stewart versions cost
twenty-five percent more," said Angie Haskell, of the American Culinary Institute. "No one would
mistake the pasty goop in these cans for Martha's trademark gourmet cooking. But you'd be surprised
how far a decorative label will go. Plus they've renamed the products: Beef-a-roni is now 'Pasta
Con Manzo' or some such thing."
Many have speculated that Stewart is deliberately seeking to cull favor with the class of people
she is more likely to encounter in prison.
"We've been seeing a pattern of products targeting the working class in recent months," said
Brent Hoff, economic analyst for the Wall Street Journal. "After years of carefully limiting her
brand, suddenly Martha Stewart is lending her name to canned goods, hubcaps, cheap cigarettes, and
tattoo parlors. She's trying to build goodwill very very fast."
Unfortunately, the sales of Martha's Signature Canned Pasta line have not affected the company's
stock performance, which has been locked into a persistent downward drift as her sentencing
approaches.
"I think Martha needs more street cred," speculated Foster. "I bet her stock's going down
because everyone thinks she's gonna be killed in prison or something. She needs to knife someone, I
think. That's the only kind of thing those Wall Street types seem to respond to."