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arr.push("Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?  You are more ambulatory; also, you shall Last longer.");
arr.push("By the fuzzy coat on the back of this Caterpillar, it appears that I need to Close the Window.");
arr.push("Has anyone seen a Monkey bearing my second-best Silk Hat?  It is most Vexing.");
arr.push("Miasma of discontent in the morning, giving way to Grudging Acceptance by the third cup of Coffee.");
arr.push("Fog creeping in on little Cat Feet, followed by the Dog Days of Summer.");
arr.push("The outlook is rather Dreary for the Existentialists; but then what did you Expect?");
arr.push("Sometimes, sitting Down is the best way to find a Needle in a Haystack, provided one's Breeches are not too well Padded.");
arr.push("'Tis a most Propitious day for planting Sorghum.  So what are you Waiting for?");
arr.push("Bubble, bubble, toil and Trouble; my drink is Gone, make me a Double.");
arr.push("Partly cloudy, with a slight chance of Frogs.");
arr.push("Caustic, with a chance of disparaging hail. Flying canvas Biplanes is unadvisable.");
arr.push("Mostly sunny today, with Highs consisting exclusively of Prime Numbers.");
arr.push("For the Sinful, Extremely High Chance of Locusts A-Plenty.  The rest of you can Relax.");
arr.push("Clear and sunny, with a strong inclination for invading another country.");
arr.push("Twill be brillig, and the slithy Toves will gyre and gimble in the Wabe.  Wear a Hat.");
arr.push("Miasma of Discontent in the early Morning; giving way to Partly Cloudy Skies by the Second cup of Coffee, and Feeble Sunlight by the Fourth.");
arr.push("There shall be no Weather today.  Those of you who Depend upon it to make Conversation should stay Home.");
arr.push("Partly visible Truth in the Morning, followed by increasing Obfuscation in the Afternoon, giving way to Balderdash by Nightfall.");
arr.push("Strong Abstraction throughout the Week, without a hint of Sense until the Weekend.");
arr.push("Good Heavens, man.  Have you not a Window?  Set aside your Slothful Ways and do engage your Eyes in useful Toil, and look Outside.");
arr.push("Heavy Drinking is highly Likely for those Areas encumbered by an Excess of Education to-day.");
arr.push("Mild Drinking throughout the early Afternoon, followed by Heavier Drinking until Sunset.  Confound it, this is my Dayplanner, not the Almanac.");
arr.push("Rather Dreary for the Existentialists, but what else did you expect then.");
arr.push("Tempest in a Teapot, followed by a Squall in the Sugarbowl and Cacophany in a Cup.  I should skip Teatime were I you.");
arr.push("Frost Patterns suggest that your Boss is about to Catch you reading our humble Webamagraph site.  Do take appropriate Measures.");
arr.push("Strong winds and a moderate chance of Street Urchins: bring a stout Walking-stick.");	
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